Senin, 22 Agustus 2011

Can’t find love?

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Can’t find love?

Some of these are unbelievable but they’re all true. Most were submitted by readers.
Please submit your own pet-peeves and we’ll add them to the list.
  1. Use a coupon on your first date
  2. Flirt with Bed Head
  3. Turn-up for your first date 6 months pregnant
  4. Brush your teeth once a week
  5. Throw yourself at people
  6. Turn down all social invitations
  7. Talk about your previous sexual conquests
  8. Be high maintenance and make lots of unreasonable demands
  9. Flirt with the waitress instead of your date
  10. Bite your nails so your fingers tell people you are a stressed-out, nervous wreck
  11. Let hair grow where it shouldn’t
  12. Avoid making eye contact when you meet someone for the first time
  13. Act bored and be sarcastic
  14. Gossip a lot
  15. Wear cheap or badly fitting clothes
  16. Assure yourself – and tell everyone you know – that love at first sight is a load of baloney
  17. Send mixed signals, like smiling when you are angry
  18. Dive at your date slobber all over his or her face when you are drunk on the first date
  19. Do plenty of criticizing, condemning and complaining
  20. Eat with your mouth open and if possible make lots of noise
  21. Slouch
  22. Interrupt people when they are talking
  23. Have unreasonable expectations of other people
  24. Never smile
  25. Tell yourself you are useless, unattractive and worthless every time you run into rejection
  26. Snort when you laugh
  27. Make sure your fingernails are dirty and chipped
  28. Talk loudly in the middle of a movie at the cinema or at the theatre……or church……library…etc.
  29. Tell lies
  30. Constantly pull your pants up
  31. Check out everyone of the opposite sex in the room instead of your date
  32. Spend lots of time looking at yourself in the mirror or shop windows as you pass
  33. Always bring the conversation back to yourself
  34. Constantly yank up your bra strap
  35. Overload your perfume or aftershave
  36. If you smoke make sure your clothes smell of tobacco
  37. Break wind in public
  38. Dress as if you were 20 years younger than you really are
  39. Act like you know it all
  40. Forget to flirt
  41. Avoid entertaining
  42. Wear business socks with sandals
  43. Sit with your legs wide open in social situations
  44. Go to bed early every night
  45. Avoid traveling46.Use standoffish body language and tone of voice so people feel uncomfortable and distrustful around you
  46. Spit in the street (this works especially well if you’re a woman)
  47. Become a hypochondriac
  48. Ask stupid rhetorical questions like, “what do you think you look likeke?”
  49. Pick at your acne
  50. Use loads of foul language
  51. Get addicted to TV, video games or the Internet
  52. Act like a victim and feel sorry for yourself all the time
  53. Wear clothes 2 sizes too small so people will have ammunition to criticize you
  54. Phone people in the middle of the night (especially after a couple of cocktails)
  55. Wear a poorly-fitting toupee
  56. Let spit fly out of your mouth when you talk
  57. Be a hermit
  58. Change the subject abruptly in the middle of a conversation
  59. Make sure your attitude says, I don’t like you and you don’t want to like me
  60. Talk about your ailments
  61. Look around the room when someone is talking to you
  62. Scratch a lot
  63. Have no hobbies or interests
  64. Fold your arms when talking to other people
  65. Be inflexible and unwilling to change
  66. Gain plenty of excess weight
  67. Cough without covering your mouth
  68. Ask closed questions (ones that beg yes/no answers) to stifle conversation and close people down
  69. Get drunk as often as possible
  70. Act frigid and aloof
  71. When you’re in a conversation with someone you don’t know, keep touching them on the arm or the back, even though you just met
  72. Pick your teeth and eat what you find
  73. Anticipate what the other person is going to say and butt in
  74. Wear dirty clothes
  75. Pick your nose when you think no-one is looking
  76. Talk about stuff no one wants to know about like your haemorrhoids or your mother
  77. Scare people with your driving
  78. Talk more than you listen
  79. Talk about how much money your ex makes
  80. Hang up the phone without saying goodbye
  81. Wipe your nose on your sleeve
  82. Always aim for sex on the first date
  83. Chain smoke
  84. Be a lazy conversationalist: don’t try to establish a connection or common ground
  85. Be hard to please
  86. Don’t give physical and emotional feedback
  87. Fall asleep when someone is talking to you
  88. Play with your crotch in public
  89. Decide that you are not interested in trust and intimacy
  90. Try to change others to what you want them to be
  91. Stay out of touch with current affairs
  92. Talk on your cell phone during a date
  93. Do drugs
  94. Wash your hair twice a month (or less)
  95. Put your face right up against people when you talk to them
  96. Go overboard trying to impress people
  97. Monopolize conversations
  98. Burp in public
  99. Leave food stains on your clothing
  100. Ask embarrassing personal questions
  101. Don’t wear deodorant
  102. Turn conversations into belligerent arguments
  103. Brag about how much money you make
  104. Close yourself off to as many new experiences as possible
  105. Don’t clean your living space
  106. Don’t wash your car
  107. Don’t vacuum your car
  108. Argue as much as possible over minor issues
  109. Eat garlic and/or onions before a date
  110. Keep a vicious animal as a pet
  111. Let infestations form in your attic or refrigerator
  112. Talk on your cell phone in the car, in a restaurant, anywhere where you and your “date” are….especially in front of your date….Oh and don’t forget to talk really loud, so everyone can hear your end of the conversation.


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